sábado, 18 de junio de 2011

Are the bitches playing your game? Or Are the bitches playing YOU?

Aquí les dejo unos tips que creo una amiga.. están en ingles.. pero son muy buenos..

Lesson #1- How to get some ASS.
- tip one -
*surprise her with roses(GUARANTEE) that asS will be your TONIGHT!!
- Tip #2 -
* Tell her she's beautiful.Even if u just want to bang her...tell her she's beautiful.(GUARANTEE that ass will be yours t ...onight!!)
- Tip #3 -
* Text, call, message, her Occasionally. Be the first to start a conversation(GUARANTEE that ass will be yours tonight!!)
- Tip #4 -
*Be spontaneous- go to her house late at night, knock on her window, and when she sees you, Just simply say "I LOVE YOU".(GUARANTEE that ass will be yours tonight!!)
- Tip #5 -
* Hand write a love letter and sneak it into her purse. (GUARANTEE that ass will be yours tonight!!)
- Tip #6 -
*Pick her up and take her on a one on one date to the beach at night. PERFECT SETTING = A (GUARANTEE that ass will be yours tonight!!)
- Tip #7 -
* Hug her from the back wrap your arms around her and kiss her neck. (GUARANTEE that ass will be yours tonight!!)
- Tip #8 -
* Show your significant other how much you know them, on special occasions give them exactly what they wanted( NOT SEXUALLY ) you'll get the ass later. GUARANTEE
- Tip #9 -
* Cancel plans with the boys and Just go be with your significant other...making her feel like she's your first priority will GUARANTEE get you some ass TONIGHT!
- Tip #9 -
* Show your love to the world-Write on the windows of your car her name and how much you love her. ( Guarantee that ass will be yours tonight)
- Tip #10 -
* Think outside the box- do something romantic she would
Never expected from you. Example: Get balloons for each month you've known each other and inside put a little piece of paper write why she's the ONE for you!. ( Guarantee that ass will Definitely be yours TONIGHT!!!)

By: Jessica Morales & Fabianna Galleguillos.
LADIES- feel free to add more
GENTLEMAN- read and learn!!